Stuart Ford

Recent Twitter updates

• They appear to be tearing down parts of Liverpool. It's a good start I suppose. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
• Everywhere I've been today seems to have been playing music from the 1990s. Does my new car have a flux capacitor? about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
• New Labour announce high-speed rail plans, 8 weeks before a general election: http://bit.ly/cAU7xo #hearditallbefore #labourfail about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
• Satellite navigation software upgrade successful without embarrassing tail-between-legs trip to dealer. Happy times. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
• PEOPLE OF MANCHESTER: Pushchairs and huge backpacks are not acceptable in small city centre supermarkets, mmkay? about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
• SHUT UP DALE WINTON. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
• RT @FutureFairFor: Britain under Gordon Brown is more unequal country than at any time since records began http://bit.ly/aCSHtV #labourfail about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
• Stick Ed Balls with the blade, Paxo. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
• New blog post: New set of wheels http://bit.ly/bW9fiC about 20 hours ago from twitterfeed
• #labourmovies Idiocracy. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
• #labourmovies Nineteen Eighty Four. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
• Hmm, it's apparently some sort of celebrity sighting at the Palace Theatre. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
• Has the sporting fixture finished? I can hear cheering outside and I need to know whether or not I need to get out my minigun. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
• Apparently there's some sporting fixture in Manchester tonight, which will no doubt mean that I will be kept awake by yobs down by the canal about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
• Ed Balls is a wanky shit demon. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie